We compost, I think I have talked about that before. We LOVE composting! If it were up to him, not a single scrap of organic material would go to waste--if you run in our circle, at some point you will hear about composting toilets... probably over dinner after Nico calls us from the bathroom to help him wipe... I hope you have a stomach of steel.
Anyway, my husband is always concerned about the health of our compost heap. He spends quite a bit of time digging around, assessing if there is enough heat, checking out whether there are worms or other signs of life.
Don't believe me? Look...

It is seriously something that comes up in conversation as we lay chatting at night before falling asleep:
"I haven't seen any worms in the compost. What does that mean?"
When he finds worms, he is happy, he thinks it means something very positive about the compost. He's probably right, it is just funny, is it not?


Look! It was obviously a good compost day!
Someone will sleep in peace.