… has been updated.
I saw the breaking news story on The Today Show. I never read the original; it was probably already outdated by the time I was on the prowl (does that sound predatory? I should have said “on the scene.”)
The best part, for me, is that they showed these scrumptious sex scenes on the beach…
Seriously? Have you ever tried this? If you have, then you already know. If you haven’t, then please allow me the pleasure of ruining your fantasy: cold salt water and sand are not friends to intimacy. It is decidedly NOT sexy; it is downright uncomfortable. At least THAT is the word on the street, not saying I know by experience.
Whenever I see a scene like this in a movie, now I just laugh, hysterically, and think to myself: “Watch out for sea urchins… I have heard those can be painful.”
Real life sexual encounters in the great outdoors would make the best (by best, I mean most hilarious) movie scenes, don’t you agree? It never quite goes as romantically as imagined when you are at the mercy of the elements and God’s creepy-crawlies. I wish I were at liberty to swap stories. I may or may not have some very funny ones… including one that may or may not involve a pack of scavenging half-wild pigs.
Sorry, folks! That’s all you’re gettin’.
3 comments:
Oh my! My life is so G-rated!
Since my husband and I lived in the tropics when we were first married, I think I can admit that I've tried the beach thing. Thumbs down. Not just sand and salt, but also tiny sand crabs, sand fleas. It's not nearly so pristine as it looks.
forget doing it in the great outdoors. I still can't figure how people enjoy getting on in the bathroom of an airplane.
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