A) On hubby's b-day we both got home a little early. I had to drop off somethings before picking up the kids and he got off work early.
Me: Are you ready for your birthday quickie? (joking really, we had to go get the kids)
He: A birthday cookie!!! (TOTALLY excited)
Me: No, a quickie.
He: Oh... (TOTALLY disappointed)
Do I have the only man on earth who would rather have a cookie?
B) We have two "sports-style" cups for G with Clifford on them. Not because she loves Clifford or anything, I was just looking for a new kind of cup and found those. The two cups are exactly the same, but everytime I reach for one G and I have this conversation:
Me: How about a Clifford cup? (as I grab one from the cupboard)
G: No, I want the other Clifford cup! (in her most convincing whine)
Me: G, hon, this is the other one.
G: Ok (happily)
Toddlers: so picky but quite easily fooled. Please no one tell me they eventually figure this stuff out!